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Jumanji II

06:51, October 2nd, 2007 by gfuss | Posted in Gabbing Gfuss, opinion

What do I love most about the movie Zathura? Is it the parts that make me jump despite the fact that I am:

  • A man
  • Twenty-seven
  • Have 4 children
  • Like Cherry Coke Zero
  • Watching the movie for the 4th time

Or perhaps it is because you get drawn into the movie so much, you feel like you are actually running from the meteor shower, the lizards and your older brother. Whatever the cause may be, I find this ’sequel’ to Jumanji (not really a sequel, but it is another board game movie) a must-see no matter what your age.

Who doesn’t want to hear a young child tell a robot to, “Get me a juice box, beotch!!“? (Not sure where the question mark goes in that case.)

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