Peace Be To Google
09:27, August 7th, 2008 by gfuss | Posted in UncategorizedYes, that’s right. While it was a little harder to find than I had thought (and ‘my’ version uses Sally), here it is. Thanks to MudCat for this old school rhyme:
Miss Lucy had a tugboat.
The tugboat had a bell.
Miss Lucy went to heaven.
The tugboat went to
Hello operator.
Give me number nine.
If you disconnect me
I’ll kick you in the
Behind the refrigerator
There was a little glass.
Miss Lucy sat upon it.
It cut her in the
Ask me no more questions.
I’ll tell you no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their
Flies are in the country.
Bees are in the air.
Miss Lucy in the meadow
In just her underwear.